Saturday, July 27, 2013

Theo Epstein Selling Boring Boston House With Mature Trees; $3.65 ...

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And here we thought Theo Epstein was one of the biggest bros in baseball that was like one of us. We thought he pounded beers, was a little rough around the edges away from the park and lived in a place with four mounted LEDs in the family room to catch games.

Nope.

Theo is selling his Brookline, Mass. house fit for $3,650,00 and at that price you don?t even get some sort of water feature like an indoor pool. Nothing. He paid $2,350,000 for it in 2007.

You get mature trees and mahogany decks.

According to his Realtor:

Expansive home designed for grand scale entertaining & modern family life. 6 bedrooms, 4 fireplaces, hardwoods throughout, 5 full, 2 1/2 baths. 2 car garage, chef?s kitchen w/gas cooking, elite appliances. Private yard w/mature plantings, the perfect bluestone patio for entertaining.

Sounds boring.

Highlights of Theo Epstein?s Old Pad:

? 6 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms and over 4,900 sq. ft.

? Claims to have basement; house built in 1898; figure the basement isn?t a basement

? Did I mention mahogany decks?

? 4 miles from Fenway

? 6 miles from Centerfolds strip club

Asking: $3,650,000

Mortgage: $18,800 before taxes & someone to cut those trees

Theo Epstein Selling Boring Boston House With Mature Trees; $3.65MM

Source: http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/07/25/theo-epstein-selling-boring-boston-house-with-mature-trees-3-65mm/

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